Sunday, March 21, 2010

Review- Fablehaven

This is my first bad review, Fablehaven has to be the worst book I've read in my life. This is also the first book I'm reviewing with my new code and new age description.

Fablehaven is a story about two characters named Kendra and Seth, Kendra is a girl and Seth is a boy, the first interesting thing happens when Seth catches a fairy and turns it into an imp. That's about all that happens until the last 5 chapters. There are about 20 chapters. 3/4 of the thing is character development! Not even very good character development, it gives you nothing of the character's backgrounds, just their personalities. Nothing happens in the book at all. Whilst I was reading it I was thinking to myself: "I'll get passed the first few chapters and then it'll get interesting..." it didn't. At the tenth chapter I'm thinking: "okay, it'll get interesting soon enough..." it didn't. I managed to read until the last five chapters and I think on the fourth chapter before the end it got interesting. (My facts about this could be off, just bear with me).
In the end, Kendra (the main character) saves Fablehaven from "falling" and prevents the evil which and evil spirit to rule the world. It does have sequels and they might be more interesting, but if you want to read the series, I recommend skipping this first book, its really for younger readers.
On the positive side, the end is quite interesting and captivating, but it isn't worth reading through all of the fluff in the beginning and middle to get to it.

+ Interesting end
- No plot, tons of fluff, could be edited down to a story book size, too much characterization, extremely dramatic, no real-life situations; arguments are terribly drawn out; conversations are to fluffed up, not interesting until the end.

I give it -3/5 stars

[*] {} Age recommendation: 5-7 years old

Code:
*= no cussing
**= some cussing (once every chapter)
***= lots of cussing (once every page)
****= tons of cussing (once every paragraph)
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!= Moderately bad words
!!= Pretty bad words
!!!= Extremely bad words
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Redwall series

One of the very best series I have ever read. It is a series that appeals to a lot of different tastes. It can give you animal adventures, love stories, wars and battles, lies and deceiving, suspense and scare, and even humor all in one chapter!

4.7/5 stars, enthralling read

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Loser

Review :

Loser

This book is about a boy named Donald Zinkoff and the story of his life from grade school to middle school and other things that happen in his life. It is an intriguing book and I highly recommend it to anyone looking for a humorous read.

A fun read, 4/5 stars.                                           
      
- The reader

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

2nd Game Review


Doodle Jump



Doodle Jump is an insanely awesome game that is instantly addictive. I won't reveal much but it is .99 cents and is one of the best apps I've gotten. My high score is 57,324 beat that!

I give it 5/5 stars

Third book review

Book 3

Diary of a wimpy kid series
This is a extremely funny story about a kid who has to have the harshest middle school life ever! It isn't very complicated and is an easy read with a good plot. You'll love the characters and setting, both are finely built. The humor is top notch and it has exceeding originality.

I give it 3/5 stars because of the mild complexity and plot.

- the reader

Monday, August 17, 2009

First game review

The game I will be reviewing is called "Alice" it is an awesome computer programing software and is very kid and adult friendly. It has very instructional introduction animations and is very fun and easy to do. If you are looking for a computer programming opportunity and are a beginner, this is a good place to start. Note that this is a very advanced program and does not require much effort to control.  Also please take into consideration that it does have some bugs, but hey, its free!

I give it 4/5 stars because of those bugs, but  I highly recommend this program who wants to learn computer programming, or just has spare time and wants a fun game to challenge them.

-The Gamer


Sunday, August 16, 2009

2nd Book review


Book 2

House of the Scorpion

House of the Scorpion is an intriguing novel which presides in "opium" a place in between mexico and the United States. A small farmhouse in one of the fields holds Matt, a small boy who is the clone of El Patron, a drug lord, who is really old. He has been cloned in order to provide spare parts for El Patron when he needs them. The plot twists when Matt thwarts El Patron and attempts to escape. It is a lengthy story and has many twists, it is completely original, but it is very complex. It has a stretched out plot and I think it could be a little better in a two book form. Characters are finely built and is an over-all complex and humorous story with a romantic twist.

I give it 4/5 stars

-the Reader